Confidential to Master Bradley:
Bradley: So Chris and I are playing a month long April Fools joke on the house saying that the house was sold and we have new landlords and we don’t know whether we will be living here next year. The asset management firm that bought us is Putnam, Powell, and Lowe.
Me: *laughs* This is my new favorite thing
Bradley: We said the contact is John Hooker the little secretary guy from Britain but I wanted to do “Mr. Phillips”. Honestly my house is full of idiots. The phone number for the place is a strip club. Matt said he is going to call today to talk to the new people. Should be interesting calling a strip club for “Mr. Hooker”.