Setting: Casa de McJohnson
Scneario: I just got off the phone with Bud McMahon, summer associate at a law firm in Cleveland. He is living with our cousin Amy, her husband and two little ones while he works in Ohio.
Me: Amy threatened to murder Bradley today.*
Josh: *laughing* Is this just a McMahon family trait?
Him: Threatening to murder each other. You guys say that all the time.
Me: We do not! Punch you in the face, maybe. Murder, not as much.
Later, Katie called and confirmed that she rarely wants to murder anyone. Just punch.
It should be noted that Joshua and I have been a couple for 7 years now. He loves me (and my family) a lot.
*Bradley may or may not have questioned something Amy said. Naturally.